Please keep your gum in your mouth at all times when the train is in motion
This is a story about free gum.
Last night, I had the pleasure of spending approximately 2.5 hrs on two separate Metro trips. Long delays and ridiculous track work delays gave me plenty of time to do some people watching while on the way back from the Nationals game. I have come to a conclusion...People chew gum in primarily two ways (at least on the DC Metro after Nats games). There is the courteous way, i.e. people chew gum with the mouth closed....and then there is the "I am going to chew this gum half falling out of my mouth with a smirk on my face because I think I am awesome" technique. Are you inadvertently coming across like a jerk because you smugly chew your gum? Fear not my friends, you can test yourself and it won't cost a cent. Simply click on the picture or link above and you can procure a free pack of Dentyne. I have and I must say, it's delicious....but please, chew responsibly.
